Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The "ADVANTAGES" of smoking!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - MAY 31:  Isaiah Atkinson s... - You will always have something to do with your hands.

- To avoid headaches later in the day, always have a cigarette first thing in the morning.

- If you work with explosives, you have a handy method of lighting the fuse.

_ Smoking is a good career move if you want early retirement and would like to use up your sick leave.

- On New Years Eve you don't have to go out to the fireworks. Just dip your cigarette into a jar of ground up sparklers.

- Amuse your friends and be the life of the party by blowing smoke rings.

- Always discard your butts in flower pots and garden beds as it helps fertilise the plants and keeps insects away.

- Occasional house fires will help keep firemen employed.

- By buying cigarettes from corner stores, you help support local businesses and help retain the fabric of our society.

- At the beach, children can use the butts to decorate their sand castles.

- Annoy neighbours you don't like by staying home and smoking heavily.

- You will always have a good reason for loitering - "Officer, I'm just having a cigarette".

- Always smoke when you are pregnant. Your smoking helps the unborn baby prepare for the air pollution in the real world.

- When your neighbour's kids are too noisy, trigger their asthma by breathing smoke on them.

- By smoking heavily, you get out of boring work and will have plenty of short breaks during the day.

- Develop your cool image and fun-loving personality by being a smoker. Non-smoking is for wimps and wusses.

- You will have a good reason to paint the ceilings every three years.

- Why celebrate world no-tobacco day once a year, when every day can be celebrated as a pro-tobacco day.

- You will know when it's time to throw out your old lounge suite by the number of burn marks.

- Smoking is an adult custom. Add years to how old you look by smoking heavily.

- If you run out of smokes late at night, help the taxi industry by getting them to deliver your smokes to the door.

- You can demand more services and benefits from the government because you have paid more in taxes.

- Help keep the bush fire brigades trained and ready for any emergency by throwing lighted butts from your car window.

- Keep your weight down by smoking cigarettes instead of eating them.

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  1. Every time you smoked felt that me relaxing but over time this change, quit for my has been the best thing in my life, nicotine was killing me in silence.

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